I have minimal interest in Thunderbolts essentially being Suicide Squad, so it’s a bummer they went that obvious route rather than aiming for incognito Masters Of Evil. Will Baron Zemo finally wear his tiara as he leads the team? He’s not not on the team? How do they have Thunderbolts without Baron Zemo? It is likely he’ll still be in the film though. After the premiere, he doffs his mask to reveal he’s been Kurt Busiek all along! Does this mean Sonya Cassidy can join the MCU as Moonstone or Songbird? Rookie Eric Pearson makes his screenwriting debut with Thunderbolts. They’ve finally announced a Thunderbolts film to be directed by Jake Schreier, who directed several episodes of Lodge 49. ![]() Godzilla Raids Again might’ve made up its ankylosaurus facts, but at least it knew it’s harder to start an avalanche than Black Widow made it look. (Is it a mini-franchise or is the MCU just a maxi-franchise?) The Thor franchise ranked in accordance with Atomic Kitten. The Asgardian actress portraying Hela in Thor 4 should’ve been Laura Dern to complete the Jurassic Park trio. Sif’s awesome costume in Thor: Love & Thundershould’ve gotten more screentime & a Marvel Legends. I was so focused on Jane Foster’s mole, I didn’t notice Valkyrie’s missing forearm tattoo. Marvel movies are too formulaic whereas DC movies are not formulaic enough.Ĭreative accounting in Special Character Agreements screw over comics creators. Since Wyatt Russell’s goofy charm is being squandered on US Agent, cast Manny Jacinto as Longshot! Sinister in The New Mutants 2: We Dodged A Bullet There. Jon Hamm is just salty that he only got to be an unnamed narrator in Legion before the merger kiboshed him being Mr. Rogue needs big hair, full of secrets stolen from others’ memories! I like how the colors evoke X-Men: Evolution specifically & the Jamaican flag unintentionally. Casting a black or biracial actor could spice it up.įan art of Keke Palmer as Rogue is keen, but the skunk stripe is too subtle. I’m not that broken up about it since he felt miscast. Elliot Page is short, Canadian, & experienced with superpowers.Ĭhanning Tatum is bummed his Gambit movie wasn’t in the cards. Even Matt Berry is too tall, so make him Beast instead. I’ve seen way too many MCU fancasts with tall actors for Wolverine, which is only acceptable if his co-stars stand on crates. ![]() The vox populi wants to see Petsch rock a goth thighs, abs, & underboob outfit! Or voters were unfamiliar with the choices & just picked the most similar name? Although she usually looks more like Phoenix, blonde Madelaine Petsch is a dead ringer for Emma Frost. You should’ve voted Rachel instead!) Voters want to watch “Inferno” get butchered next instead of “Dark Phoenix Saga” for a third time. (Sorry to any Riverdale haters hoping to keep her from a crucial X-role by voting Madelyne. All hail The Goblin Queen! Of course that’d require Petsch to play Jean Grey too. The non-Phoenix choice won the second poll as fans most want to see Madelaine Petsch as Madelyne Pryor. The Madelaine Mafia /Petsch Posse turned this very scientific poll about which superhuman Madelaine Petsch should play into a three-way tie betwixt Phoenix, Tigra, & Mystique? (Poor Angela got zero percent of the vote.) Now how are we supposed to present this data to Kevin Feige? Are we supposed to campaign that Petsch play three separate major characters in the MCU? This comic has everything: murder husbands, mythology, & cool fancasting. Since they’re still years away from going into production, MCU X-Men fancasting is always wrong as a mememto mori. ![]() Put Stryfe in Deadpool 3 so we can get fan vids set to “Sharp Dressed Man!” This would be the most comics accurate way to reboot the X-movies though. Technically the first mutant MCU crossover was this ad not Multiverse Of Madness, but here’s how Deadpool should integrate mutants into the MCU. Belated Marvel Comics rants will be a future blog. In addition to general MCU & adjacent Spider-Man, I’ll start off with hypothetical X-Men. I held back some stuff that’d be germane to She-Hulk: Attorney At Law & Black Panther: Wakanda Forever. Instead this is mostly rambling Marvel Cinematic Universe cold takes. So then I opted not to rush to publish my thoughts. So after postponing to see if anything earthshaking was revealed, it was more of a Loki lowkey affair aside from a Werewolf By Nighttrailer & Thunderbolts roster. That was going to be the case last week, but then I heard D23 was happening. ( Even being well timed, however, isn’t a guarantee they’ll be popular upon posting.) Then when there isn’t anything trendy happening in a given week, I get confused over which ramble is most worth editing into something readable. Since my neophyte blogging days, however, I’ve learned it’s better for site traffic to prioritize blogs that are newsworthy in the moment. I’ve got a backlog of writing that’s more esoteric than my usual rants.
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